D. Chan : All Published Writing (20)

Shenzhen

There is a woman and a child on the street.   She is young, maybe thirty, and the child is perhaps six, a bo...

by D. Chan

The Art of the Romance Novel

It became pretty obvious to me that I'd never fulfill my aspirations of becoming a world-famous writer such as th...

by D. Chan

Bet On Murder

Now that I look back on it, it was a stupid bet. And believe me, I am prone to stupid bets, but this was moronic on ...

by D. Chan

The Unrequited Poke

On facebook one day I partook To gaze upon some lovely maidens My lonely soul should want to look Upon a site with...

by D. Chan

The Impenetrable Dance Circle

For human beings of the male variety, the usual goal of clubbing is to get some ass. They'll wear striped pink ...

by D. Chan

Through Her Eyes

Lei was born in Indonesia, a country where many wealthy Chinese did business and made a comfortable living. Her fath...

by D. Chan

Nobody Loves An Asian Boy

I paused in the doorway of Urban Outfitters momentarily. A shirt, pink and neatly folded among dozens others, stared...

by D. Chan

The Curse of the Carnival game

There are numerous ways in which manhood is tested and reaffirmed. The most common involve fisticuffs, power tool us...

by D. Chan

A Letter to That Guy On Fire During My Psy...

When I walked into the classroom today, I expected to take my final exam in peace. I stayed up all night studying fo...

by D. Chan

I Have a Winning Wang

This has been a very intelligent and enjoyable conversation thus far, and for that I thank you gentlemen. It's a rar...

by D. Chan

The Terrifying Wee-Wee Destruction Device

Never before has so whimsical a title conveyed so ghastly a device. Before I continue, I ask you to look at the pict...

by D. Chan

Excuse Me, My House Is On Fire

I can say with a mild degree of disappointment that adjusting to life in Hong Kong is not very difficult at all. Peo...

by D. Chan

Maintaining the Appearance of Being a Writer

Good writing is not something that comes naturally to most people. It takes years of classical training, intense stu...

by D. Chan

Tools to Unravel the World

"Dear Son, please email me detailed instructions on how to use this instant messenger program. I tried to downlo...

by D. Chan

Teletype Epiphany

They are numerous. They inhabit every nook and cranny of this world, silent and brooding. They wait for the unsuspe...

by D. Chan

Save Our Superheroes

As a young child, I had a vivid imagination - when I didn't have toys or friends to play with I often found mysel...

by D. Chan

I Love Black Comedies

I consistently fail to see the merit in movies that my peers describe with such colorful adjectives as "inspiring," "...

by D. Chan

Anime Chicks Are Hot Too!

Ever since I started college I've become a big fan of anime, a unique form of Japanese animation that you are probabl...

by D. Chan

Somebody Please Invent Some Wires For My D...

Everyone I know is always talking about how great technology is. I'm not any kind of expert on computers or automobi...

by D. Chan

I Am an Import Model

I am an import model. Look at my hot body. You can look, but you can't touch. Is that a Junior Bacon Cheeseburger ...

by D. Chan
 

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