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How Gomer Pyle Changed My Life

Honest to God, I really had it for a second. I knew every inch of the stage. At 6:30 that morning, I tiptoed down ...

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Dumbbell

Call me insecure. Call me vain, self-obsessed, unhealthy and ignorant. But I love every second of it. And â€" I know ...

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Portrait of a Lady

She calls herself Desire. "When you first gave it to me, your sweet kiss of fire, the burning flame of love s...

Nobody Loves An Asian Boy

I paused in the doorway of Urban Outfitters momentarily. A shirt, pink and neatly folded among dozens others, stared...

15 Minutes...

Monday morning: ALARM. ALARM. ALARM. My eyes wont open; my body won't move. All I want is 15 more minutes. Snooz...

Lebron James is not the next Michael Jordan

Why do people think that Lebron James is the next Michael Jordan? It is biologically impossible for Lebron James...

Intelligent Design is Stupid

Dear God,                     &n...

A More Horrible Sentence Has Never Come Ou...

One of the cheapest, most uncreative, tasteless, and perhaps even morally incorrect ways to get a laugh is to make fu...

Sleep With Me While I Plan Our Wedding

It's a usual routine. I find Mr. Right before I know his name. I am immediately intrigued by everything that he does...

The Not-So-Social Future of Social Networking

In a recent bout of nostalgia, I decided to look up an old friend whom I hadn't seen since middle school. I did what ...

 

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on 03/22/06 at 07:50 PM

I took your advice and made the corrections. Thanks for the input!

on 03/22/06 at 01:36 PM

hey, just read your piece. good shit. Anyway, how did you find out about the Heel in Ohio?

on 03/20/06 at 10:23 AM

welcome to the heel. show us how wooster writes.

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About patrick

  • ( Writer )
  • Sex: Male
  • Last Login: 07/16/07 at 12:47 PM
  • Member Since: 03/20/06

  • School Information

  • School: The College of Wooster
  • Major: History, Theatre
  • Status: Undergraduate
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