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Hunter Says' Published Writings (5 total)

An Elegy for a Friend

He never liked to say goodbye, but the words came out, oh, by and by, and he never stuttered, never cried, and the ...

Faith is a Five Pointed Star (part1)

The silence between the vocal vibrations of a distant newscaster dissolves into another pound on the eardrum of a lis...

Scumbag

She CAN'T stay here tonight. You TOLD her you'd be back in LA before the morning. She'll blame YOU if ...

I'm super, thanks for asking!

Big Gay Al hit the nail right on its gaping asshole - everything is super when you're gay! If you've got some time...

Breaking News â€" Africa Still Exists

Your first ancestor, that first screaming human baby that popped between the legs of a primate, as well as the hundre...

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On Alcoholism

The stunning and romantically tragic alcoholic wearing a red dress in the third row pulled out her journal and scrib...

Call Me Tigre, Darjeeling

i got some material for You written across my arms trimmed with soundstrings like the alphabet i can't ...

An Unofficial Guide to Surviving Oral Surgery

Part I: Day of Surgery It was a Thursday afternoon, dark and cloudy. I sat in the reclining office chair, waiting...

Orange Bags of Guilt

I don't know why, but I always feel the need to buy those bags of little baby carrots in the grocery store. I'll see ...

What Dreams May Come

As I sit on the curb contemplating a half empty bottle of whiskey, I consider how I came to be so utterly miserable a...

Destiny Upon Me

"How is she?" "Well, she's excessively moody, increasingly angry, and far less tolerable than she&...

Rent-A-Cholo

Upon arriving at UCI, I often found myself experiencing unprecedented fits of jealousy that my heritage does not incl...

Barnes and Noble and a Father's Day Surprise

So I've come back from Athens, GA only to find that the Barnes and Noble I once held so precious to me has been repla...

Czech yo' self

"Did you know--" I love the way Jan says those three words: each one of them perfectly pronounced and fle...

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Profile Postings (39)

 

on 11/27/07 at 05:08 PM

you receive the Moleskine?

on 10/24/07 at 11:22 AM

i just noticed your major.  NICE. hehe

on 10/23/07 at 05:01 PM

I just read some pretty good pieces on the Front Page. I dig the longer stuff.  Anyway, have you ever thought about a book...writing one that is? Is that a realistic dream anymore? Maybe it was never realistic.  I want to work on one.  What do you think...

on 08/15/07 at 12:16 PM

hunter darling! ich bin zu L.A. abwandern und du muess mehr schrieben...the German just keeps getting worse...

on 08/09/07 at 10:53 AM

Hunter my man,  good to see you back around.  Well... a lot has changed, that is for sure.  However, there is quite a bit of really cool creative stuff coming through.  The art scene is pretty active.  A lot of poetry (it's pretty good) being published.  We just need some good old Hunter commentary to be published.  Anyway, good to have you back.  Message me whenever.

on 08/29/06 at 10:42 AM

"Insatiable" isn't about me specifically.. but you're totally right (and i love//appreciate all of your comments. means a lot :) ) .. the character in "Insatiable" is spoiled, picky, and incapable of being satisfied with anything-- hence.. the name.

on 08/10/06 at 09:12 PM

you talk too much in class. just kidding. or am i?

by the way, check the timestamps on these posts.

on 08/10/06 at 06:50 PM

"ah....uh....shit. brain fart." =P

on 08/08/06 at 05:33 PM

funny, we have the same 180 goal! haha

I went from 158 -> 168. good luck to both of us =)

on 08/08/06 at 09:11 AM

how'd you do on the second diag?

on 08/02/06 at 08:54 AM

if you're bored and/or interested.. i wrote something about having to be a newspaper mascot for the panel

on 08/01/06 at 12:24 PM

are you by any chance in an LSAT class right now?

on 07/30/06 at 01:27 PM

Thank you very much for your comment, and I'm glad you liked it. Maybe I'll give it another go.. see what happens :-)

on 07/28/06 at 03:19 PM

i'll cut off a piece and mail it to you. address?

on 07/19/06 at 09:41 PM

But since I really enjoy your writing I'm curious to know what exactly made you cringe? Everything? Somethings? I mean I don't see how it's that bad. Did I not make it clear enough that it was a "rant"? Does it come across like it's supposed to be objective journalism? I certainly hope not. Anyway, I respect your opinion and would like feedback other than "5-cent punditry."

on 07/19/06 at 09:29 PM

You're absolutely right. Anyway real fact would have been footnoted at least, if not sourced in the text. But the fact one has to distinguish FOR BUSH from FOR THE PRESIDENT to make the claim false says enough in and of itself.

I wrote that piece in like fifteen minutes one night when I got real pissed of. It wasn't meant to be objective or even factual for that matter. Doesn't matter nobody voted for it anyway.

on 07/02/06 at 09:18 PM

ugh, du bist stimmt, my adj. endings are horrific. although now that i'm officially done w/ Deutsch klasse, i still want to stay on top of it...maybe a heel circle devoted to all things German is in order...

btw GO DEUTSCHLAND (for the world cup i mean) :D even though i know you were rooting for niederland...darn portugal..

on 06/24/06 at 12:33 PM

ah hunter, du bist ein suss deutscher mann! hahaha my grammar has always been terrible, hence the consistent B's in level 2 Deutsch. so as a result, feel free to correct whatever i write, because it's probably written badly.

and i meant absolutetly no offense w/ "schwul", it's just a word i learned, but was unsure of his connotation. i have 2 gay relatives, so even though i'm straight, i feel like beating up anyone who bashes gays, etc. es tut mir leid, that you have had so many people respond so negatively to your articles simply because of sexual orientation, or whatever fancy buzzword you would like you use instead of that :)

on 06/21/06 at 08:53 PM

I live in woodland hills now. but i grew up in R-town (reseda)

on 06/17/06 at 09:40 PM

OoOo what part of the Valley are you from?? I too live in the 7th ring of hell

on 06/14/06 at 02:03 AM

come run in your underwear with and queen v tomorrow weeeeeee!!!

on 06/11/06 at 03:55 PM

dr. seuss?

on 06/05/06 at 04:59 PM

haha, my bad, wrong profile post

on 06/01/06 at 11:52 AM

hey why did you take down your gamble article?

-reed

on 05/29/06 at 03:35 PM

with god now

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  • Sex: Male
  • Last Login: 10/11/08 at 05:45 PM
  • Member Since: 04/01/05

  • School Information

  • School: University of California - Los Angeles
  • Major: hedonism
  • Status: Undergraduate
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