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EXTRA GNAR: THE STRUGGLE FOR SKATEBOARDING...

Do you ever get angry at the way skateboarding's portrayed in movies and television? I do. I throw my popcorn at th...

My Dog Is Drug Free And Proud

It's no secret that I smoke a lot of marijuana. At this point, it's looking like I'll be stoned for the rest of my l...

Men: Unfit To Be Fit?

Guess what just opened in a mall down the street from me: a gym filled with nothing but women as far as the eye can s...

I Am The Great White Black Panther

There's something I never told you guys about me: I fucking hate cops. I hate the way they keep their sunglasses o...

THE MADD WRITER

Yo, let me tell y'all motherfuckers something for a second. Let me tell y'all something. You wanna know why I'm mad...

PUSHING WEIGHT: The Life and Times of a Fa...

Am I a goddamn lardass? Sometimes I'll just stand in front of the mirror, naked, examining my body in an attempt to ...

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A Lady in the Street

You know the girl I'm talking about. Betty Sue. The awkward girl that sits in the front of your English class. The o...

Somebody Please Invent Some Wires For My D...

Everyone I know is always talking about how great technology is. I'm not any kind of expert on computers or automobi...

Save Our Superheroes

As a young child, I had a vivid imagination - when I didn't have toys or friends to play with I often found mysel...

A Date Which Will Live in Infamy

What I remember most about the morning of December 7th are the tears that clouded my vision. I awoke to a room with a...

Notes on an AIDS test

I have managed to avoid taking an AIDS test in the 8 years that I have been sexually active. The mere thought of bein...

Apparently, Yan Can Speak Too

I was channel surfing the other day and happened to stop on good old Yan Can Cook. Ah, yes! Martin Yan. THE Chines...

They Cried For Me, China

I was surprised to find an email from the US State Department in my e-mail box one morning, nearly four years ago to ...

To Bee, With Love and Hindsight

Today, in the middle of an email to a friend, I paused after typing the word "hindsight." I majored in his...

Life During Wartime

Paper Mate makes the best pens. The DYNAgrip, the ComfortMate, the Flexgrip, the Stick Pen. Excellent products. I ...

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on 11/06/06 at 10:25 PM

continued

"ps, in case you still are not sure. i am VERY SERIOUS. if you are the man I have been warned lurkes on the internet (and i am praying you are) please dont hesitate to message me. also, i am sure i am going to get a million reponses, so please dont just say "yo girl, hit me back" or something, let me know why you are who i seek----Thanks so much in advance


<3 Emily"

on 11/06/06 at 10:21 PM

heres a craigslist ad for you

"i am looking to find an older, controlling man who doesnt have any respect for women, and id like to start a relationship with that man.I'm a pretty social, i like to think im friendly and easy to be around, though i am not great at conversation.l'm also a non highschool grad. Id like to find a man who would make me feel like an idiot every second of the day. i know this sounds weird, but when i am on a date with a guy and he is talking circles around me about topics i couldnt begin to understand.. it gets me excited."

on 10/29/06 at 07:03 AM

RE-SUBMIT IT SUCKO

on 10/01/06 at 06:20 PM

you put it on tier 2, under your own circle.

on 09/15/06 at 07:41 PM

monroe, there's a reason i invited you and only you to to the group.

make me proud, champ.

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About Jack Monroe

  • ( Writer )
  • Email: monroea3@hotmail.com
  • Birthdate: 6/1
  • Sex: Male
  • Website: www.myspace.com/12944532
  • IM: A3Monroe(AIM)
  • Last Login: 10/19/07 at 12:21 PM
  • Member Since: 01/28/05

  • School Information

  • School: University of California - Berkeley
  • Major: Film Studies
  • Status: Alumni

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