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EXTRA GNAR: THE STRUGGLE FOR SKATEBOARDING...

Do you ever get angry at the way skateboarding's portrayed in movies and television? I do. I throw my popcorn at th...

My Dog Is Drug Free And Proud

It's no secret that I smoke a lot of marijuana. At this point, it's looking like I'll be stoned for the rest of my l...

Men: Unfit To Be Fit?

Guess what just opened in a mall down the street from me: a gym filled with nothing but women as far as the eye can s...

I Am The Great White Black Panther

There's something I never told you guys about me: I fucking hate cops. I hate the way they keep their sunglasses o...

THE MADD WRITER

Yo, let me tell y'all motherfuckers something for a second. Let me tell y'all something. You wanna know why I'm mad...

PUSHING WEIGHT: The Life and Times of a Fa...

Am I a goddamn lardass? Sometimes I'll just stand in front of the mirror, naked, examining my body in an attempt to ...

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I Want To Be Homeless When I Grow Up

America has always had a rather extreme obsession with wealth. Americans often root their motivations around the hop...

Filthy McNasty

It was a lovely evening. The stars were out, a warm breeze ran through the streets, and the pale moonlight made sure ...

Man Declares IT War Against Provide Peace

There is a fine line between philanthropy and extortion. The popular charitable organization, Provide Peace, is accu...

Somebody Please Invent Some Wires For My D...

Everyone I know is always talking about how great technology is. I'm not any kind of expert on computers or automobi...

Coming out of the Wrong Closet

College is all about self-discovery. Possibly even more important than the classes you go to or the books you read i...

Portrait of a Lady

She calls herself Desire. "When you first gave it to me, your sweet kiss of fire, the burning flame of love s...

Looking For Love In Retirement Communities

I am an old person. Screw the youthful complexion, athleticism, and 1985 on my birth certificate. These physical fa...

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Karl Malone has the Mexican community of Los Angeles in a chaotic almost Hobbesean state of nature after declaring th...

Breaking News: Los Angeles Has Pot Holes

Breaking News: Los Angeles Has Pot Holes  - March 2006   A Commentary by Crystal Lancaster About a ...

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on 11/06/06 at 10:25 PM

continued

"ps, in case you still are not sure. i am VERY SERIOUS. if you are the man I have been warned lurkes on the internet (and i am praying you are) please dont hesitate to message me. also, i am sure i am going to get a million reponses, so please dont just say "yo girl, hit me back" or something, let me know why you are who i seek----Thanks so much in advance


<3 Emily"

on 11/06/06 at 10:21 PM

heres a craigslist ad for you

"i am looking to find an older, controlling man who doesnt have any respect for women, and id like to start a relationship with that man.I'm a pretty social, i like to think im friendly and easy to be around, though i am not great at conversation.l'm also a non highschool grad. Id like to find a man who would make me feel like an idiot every second of the day. i know this sounds weird, but when i am on a date with a guy and he is talking circles around me about topics i couldnt begin to understand.. it gets me excited."

on 10/29/06 at 07:03 AM

RE-SUBMIT IT SUCKO

on 10/01/06 at 06:20 PM

you put it on tier 2, under your own circle.

on 09/15/06 at 07:41 PM

monroe, there's a reason i invited you and only you to to the group.

make me proud, champ.

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About Jack Monroe

  • ( Writer )
  • Email: monroea3@hotmail.com
  • Birthdate: 6/1
  • Sex: Male
  • Website: www.myspace.com/12944532
  • IM: A3Monroe(AIM)
  • Last Login: 10/19/07 at 12:21 PM
  • Member Since: 01/28/05

  • School Information

  • School: University of California - Berkeley
  • Major: Film Studies
  • Status: Alumni
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