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There's no lofty poetry, but I can provide cheap laughs.

 

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D. Chan's Published Writings (20 total)

Shenzhen

There is a woman and a child on the street.   She is young, maybe thirty, and the child is perhaps six, a bo...

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The Art of the Romance Novel

It became pretty obvious to me that I'd never fulfill my aspirations of becoming a world-famous writer such as th...

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Bet On Murder

Now that I look back on it, it was a stupid bet. And believe me, I am prone to stupid bets, but this was moronic on ...

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The Unrequited Poke

On facebook one day I partook To gaze upon some lovely maidens My lonely soul should want to look Upon a site with...

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The Impenetrable Dance Circle

For human beings of the male variety, the usual goal of clubbing is to get some ass. They'll wear striped pink ...

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Through Her Eyes

Lei was born in Indonesia, a country where many wealthy Chinese did business and made a comfortable living. Her fath...

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John Kerry Reads The Heel Tribune

It may be a bit pretentious to say that my life and Senator Kerry's have been intertwined for several years. I d...

Wrought in the Image of a Bay

I sat listening to the ebbs and flows of conversation between an Australian, a Hong Konger and a San Franciscan, enra...

Men: Unfit To Be Fit?

Guess what just opened in a mall down the street from me: a gym filled with nothing but women as far as the eye can s...

I'm super, thanks for asking!

Big Gay Al hit the nail right on its gaping asshole - everything is super when you're gay! If you've got some time...

My Dog Is Drug Free And Proud

It's no secret that I smoke a lot of marijuana. At this point, it's looking like I'll be stoned for the rest of my l...

Breaking News: Los Angeles Has Pot Holes

Breaking News: Los Angeles Has Pot Holes  - March 2006   A Commentary by Crystal Lancaster About a ...

The Tell-Tale Breast

My mom lost her right breast to cancer a few months ago. She has since begun using a prosthetic breast, a silicon ...

Campus Crank

While college provides an opportune interlude for personal development, if you have outgrown your prank phone-calling...

I Got Taughted How to Speaked

The power of speech may be the most dynamic and influential realization ever manifested within the human race. Nation...

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Profile Postings (61)

 

on 07/30/07 at 02:44 PM

jesus, a D Chan sighting. How's it buddy?

on 03/26/07 at 10:33 PM

flying under the radar.   maybe ill be back someday =)

on 03/26/07 at 10:00 PM

d chan, come out come out wherever you are. where the fuck are you?

on 08/31/06 at 11:38 AM

what up darren

on 07/23/06 at 02:58 AM

darren, you are my most favoritist writer ever

on 07/21/06 at 03:35 PM

why don't you grace us with another article Chan

on 06/10/06 at 09:15 PM

darren, undie run, you still coming???

come sugar, tell me what i want to hear

on 05/08/06 at 05:13 PM

darren, you're a little dog with a big yap.

on 04/24/06 at 01:45 AM

you are

on 04/24/06 at 12:31 AM

are u fucking kidding me? just for this, you are forever "mr. chau"

on 04/23/06 at 11:14 PM

undescended testicles...that was me =)

on 04/20/06 at 06:12 PM

something you might find interesting, mr. chan...

my friend found me this thing off google titled "yellow fever", a short film made by ucsd students. it's w/in the same line of thinking as your "no one loves asians" article, which i am a huge fan of, btw. also, if you're REALLY chinese, try reading the guy's shirt in the video and tell me what it says :)

on 04/17/06 at 07:11 PM

i find myself laughing a lot at your xanga. i really don't want to. and nothing in the world pains me more than admitting this fact. but i need to reveal the truth.

i'd rather post this anonymous, but alas, i am already logged in, and logging out is too cumbersome

on 04/10/06 at 12:13 AM

CHAN- Queen Vic and I are plotting to take you on the undie run this quarter, so start bulking up, don't make us look bad.

on 03/29/06 at 11:28 PM

dude, you party with that chick?

tell her I said what up...and blow a kiss at her for me...and, uh, fuck it, i gotta beat off and hit the sack

bye

on 03/29/06 at 11:25 PM

ma ma

on 03/29/06 at 04:57 PM

Ok I added another green shirt pic of her for all you horndogs.

on 03/28/06 at 09:11 PM

i bet you have a membership to her fan club.

on 03/28/06 at 05:01 PM

omg! How'd you find that pic of me on the couch?! I look great in green socks huh?

on 03/27/06 at 11:23 AM

there we go

that girl's banging

on 03/27/06 at 11:22 AM

what the fuck

i wanna see the girl in the green shirt with the socks and the couch...i mean, everyone's talking about it.

Life's not fair

on 03/23/06 at 07:34 PM

what's that girl's name in the green shirt and green socks on the couch?

on 03/22/06 at 04:35 PM

oh why do i always end up on your page, clicking refreshing, hoping that the girly pictures will change.

on 03/21/06 at 04:32 PM

wow. the girl in the green tshirt. so hot.

on 03/20/06 at 10:12 PM

take off willy wonka and put back the girl.

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About D. Chan

  • ( Writer )
  • Email: dkc4c@yahoo.com
  • Birthdate: 07/20/85
  • Sex: male
  • Website: www.xanga.com/dkchan00
  • IM: DKChan00(AIM)
  • Last Login: 11/12/08 at 10:49 AM
  • Member Since: 03/29/05

  • School Information

  • School: University of California - Los Angeles
  • Major: Sociology/English
  • Status: Alumni
  • Class of: 2007

  • Location Information

  • City: Los Angeles
  • State: CA
  • Country: United States
  • Zip Code: 90024
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