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Avi Kreitenberg's Published Writings (8 total)

Just Read the Writing on the Stall

"Here I sit broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted." A line clearly stolen from Chuck Palahniuk's book "Sur...

UCI! Never Heard of It

3.8 GPA. 1300 on your SATs. The top of your high school class with all of the ambitions to get you anywhere you wan...

Frat Row at UCI? Nope, but we got somethi...

Over the past 100 years Greek fraternity and sorority life has flooded college and university campuses across the nat...

Juiced: Wild Times, Rampant 'Roids, Smash...

Upon my completion of Jose Canseco's best-selling book "Juiced: Wild Times, Rampant 'Roids, Smash Hits, and How Base...

Passing Wifing Through Proximity: The Acc...

"Dude, wife that bitch!" You may keep hearing those words from your friends, but even through their pleas you refu...

The Most Massive Display of Incompetence, ...

I will not embellish this story in any way because the fact is, this story needs no embellishment. I guess you a...

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Letter to the guy who robbed my car

Dear Social Deviant,   I was told that writing is supposed to be a form of cathartic release....

 

Profile Postings (18)

 

on 11/04/06 at 05:09 AM

at what point did i insult you? i'm just saying i'm proud that i set your standard for the stupidest thing you've ever read. you're too touchy, sir.

on 11/02/06 at 09:51 PM

i'm glad i can set the bar so low for you

on 04/27/06 at 05:46 PM

Well if you do need someone I definitely have friends that would be interested.

on 04/27/06 at 02:35 PM

i'm still stuck here one more quarter, everyone else i'm friends with graduates! :(

i'll see if there is anyway uci grads can tutor, but i don't know

on 04/27/06 at 12:58 PM

I would be interested in being a peer tutor but problem is I am graduating in June, then I am off to Law School.

Yeah, I have fallen behind on my writing, just been a little busy with school and coping with a severe case of Senioritis.

on 04/26/06 at 11:19 PM

i will do my best (read: talk my boss into it) to get you an interview so long as what you turn in the application is good, but judging by your writing i'm sure it is. twice a week at night probably, $11.50/hr, plus maybe 1/2 hr staff meeting which isn't anything, and you're paid for the training. i'll talk to my boss next week, there's a couple others on this site that want to join as well

and please write something! :)

on 04/20/06 at 11:06 PM

Any specific reason you ask? Could you actually hook it up?

on 04/18/06 at 11:46 PM

hey interested in being a peer tutor? not many hours, $11.50/hr, tell me if you're interested

on 04/06/06 at 08:35 AM

I emailed comments@heelpress.com and requested that they fix the typo. I had no way of fixing it when it was in voting because it only took about 30 minutes to get published.

on 04/06/06 at 01:06 AM

how did you fix your article without resumbitting?

on 03/30/06 at 07:08 PM

Thanks. I was MIA for quite a long time but like I keep saying, it's great to be back and especially coming back to see new faces at UCI.

on 03/30/06 at 06:22 PM

i like ur style.

on 03/26/06 at 08:35 PM

If anyone was wondering I withdrew my articles from voting and will repost them after Spring Break when more writers will be checking the Heel.

on 03/22/06 at 05:14 PM

tier 3 :needs 100 pts, but you don't get the rating, and good chance you wont make front page

tier 2: voters get to rate your shit, and you'll probably be on front

tier 1: gets you paid and automatic 10 rating

on 03/22/06 at 01:14 PM

It truly is amazing that I am still on the Top 11 for most comments when I haven't submitted anything unti now for almost a year.

on 03/22/06 at 11:10 AM

you going to law school man?

on 10/23/05 at 03:52 PM

Dude I just got my score back. Such a freaking load off my back. I feel a little behind in school but when i have free time I will try to whip out a few more.

on 09/28/05 at 06:39 AM

Dude - after your LSAT's, I expect two articles a week.

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About Avi Kreitenberg

  • ( Writer )
  • Email: kreitena@uci.edu
  • Sex: Male
  • IM: bobrooney316(AIM)
  • Last Login: 09/04/08 at 10:07 AM
  • Member Since: 03/19/05

  • School Information

  • School: University of California - Irvine
  • Major: English
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