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Heel Press Foreign Correspondent reporting live from ... whatever continent she happens to be standing on right now!

 

Thanks for checking out my stuff here on Heel. Thank Heel for existing so that people like me who enjoy writing but haven’t got the time and the patience to actually make something of that can get their work out there in the first place.

 

For more of my writing, please check out my livejournal or my suicidegirls account. And yes I did produce my own book a while back, but I will proudly wear the stigmata of SELF-PUBLISHED author as the whole experience was fun and completely amazing. I will probably do it again when I have enough money saved up to have my Prague diaries professionally edited.

  

 

seme's Published Writings (5 total)

Esi Eats Fufu

When you're a kid, cartoon shows give this impression that the rooster crows once as the sun rises like some kind o...

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Awkward

It is cold. The rain has let up but there's still a chill in the air as spring lazily scratches his ass an...

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Hello, I'm Normal

"You like chewing on things or fidgeting?" As soon as I've processed the words I drop a rotation i...

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Czech yo' self

"Did you know--" I love the way Jan says those three words: each one of them perfectly pronounced and fle...

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The Fight

Three day breaks were trouble. Three days between games meant cheerful, optional practices which by themselves necess...

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Always Lie to the CIA, Mr. John

The CIA hires candidates in two stages. After a few surprisingly casual interviews, I was lucky enough to be mailed ...

A Dashboard Commentary

  As I wait on Springfield, MO’s last stoplight to launch me into the newest chapter of my life, I look ...

Letter to the guy who robbed my car

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Profile Postings (7)

 

on 04/23/07 at 09:38 PM

Michael- It was intense, expensive, and utterly fascinating :)  I work very slowly, and I'm very obsessive so the actual writing took around four years on and off :/  I didn't really push myself to work on it so when I finished the finish full draft it was more like "oh ... hey I've written a book..." then, you know, a feeling of "yes! Finally my masterpiece!". The whole publication process was another whole year, but ultimately I'd say it was worth it. I'd recommend self-publishing to any author now that the technology makes it so you don't have to have 10,000 copies of a book nobody wants under your bed @_@ A lot of people look down at it still, but really after clocking a year and a half in a bookstore I realized that even if I got Doubleday to publish my stuff ... no one was going to buy it anyway XD

So if I was going to be a loser writer no one reads, I might as well be a loser writer no one reads with complete editorial control hahaha. And no serious publishing company was ever going to let me "ruin" the book with the formatting I wanted. :)

on 04/23/07 at 04:21 PM

i checked out your book online. Really cool. How was that process? I mean, how was starting a book and then actually completing it?

on 03/19/07 at 08:29 PM

Yes :)

 

Although to be honest it was done by a friend for LJ (I was just feeling like the profile here was a bit naked) and I had never heard of Belle & Sebastian before I went "Oooo Pretty!" 

on 03/19/07 at 02:14 PM

i like the profile picture.  any reference to Belle & Sebastian?

on 02/07/07 at 12:21 PM

I just wanted to let you know that I really dug your Czech piece, the writing style, the insight, everything.  It's cool to have another good writer on board here.

on 02/05/07 at 01:35 PM

Just six months so far, but I love it so I'll probably be here for another year and a half at least :D

on 02/05/07 at 11:09 AM

how long have you been living in Prague?  i visited there a couple of years ago and absolutely loved it.  look forward to checking out some of your work on here.

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About seme

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  • Website: www.fluffy-seme.net
  • Last Login: 09/04/08 at 09:42 AM
  • Member Since: 02/01/07

  • Location Information

  • City: Prague ... for now
  • Country: Czech Republic
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seme's Stats

  • Rating: 8.53
  • Pieces of Writing: 5
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    Writing: Esi Eats Fufu

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    Writing: Czech yo' self

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