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Tagged Writings (6):

1. A Letter to That Guy On Fire During My Psy...

   When I walked into the classroom today, I expected to take my final exam in peace. I stayed up all night studying fo...

   Parody/Satire

   by D. Chan

2. Huge Demand For Fewer Carbs Gives Catholic...

   America's obsession with dieting plunged deeper into the depths of pathetic on Sunday when Orange County Catholics fi...

   Parody/Satire

   by Nick Miller

3. I Want To Be Homeless When I Grow Up

   America has always had a rather extreme obsession with wealth. Americans often root their motivations around the hop...

   Parody/Satire

   by Nick Miller

4. Little Mexican Girls Are Scared To Death o...

   Karl Malone has the Mexican community of Los Angeles in a chaotic almost Hobbesean state of nature after declaring th...

   Parody/Satire

   by Nick Miller

5. Man Dies Because Red Bull Didn't Give Him ...

   NEW YORK (AP) -- A man plummeted to his death earlier today, apparently after jumping from the 102nd floor of the Emp...

   Parody/Satire

   by Deo

6. You've Got Mail!

   I'm so lucky! I just got an e-mail today from some guy in Nigeria telling me that there's a frozen bank account down...

   General

   by The Dude