the heel press

There were always multiple remote controls in our living-dining-as-one-room.   One for TV, another for V...

It is customary in this area for establishments to be clean. The cleanliness is neither chemical nor sterile-- ra...

On Saturdays in most parks, there is an assembly of young fathers with beautiful daughters. And the mystery of it ...

I saw you bobbing for apples as i was fishing for thoughts in my moleskin confidant. I didn't mean to put my tong...

It tests your ability to follow the leader. reachout The Fires Won’t Go Out follow the crowd keep in step sett...

There is a woman and a child on the street.   She is young, maybe thirty, and the child is perhaps six, a bo...

  Between an ending & what begins, Time's fingertips Like so many quickening knives  ...

He never liked to say goodbye, but the words came out, oh, by and by, and he never stuttered, never cried, and the ...

You, and your fellow spectators will enter expecting a cinematic travesty, and leave with glorious moments of shared ...

Given the emotional responses that I received from my previous critique of a certain despicable male trend... I...

I paused in the doorway of Urban Outfitters momentarily. A shirt, pink and neatly folded among dozens others, stared...

NEW YORK (AP) -- A man plummeted to his death earlier today, apparently after jumping from the 102nd floor of the Emp...

I was watching Howard Stern the other night and he had on a topless golf team as his guests. That got me pondering: ...

On Saturdays in most parks, there is an assembly of young fathers with beautiful daughters. And the mystery of it ...

I woke up Sunday morning and decided to shave off my pretentious half-goatee (which I had only to distract from the f...

Near the southern coast of North Carolina, just off a two-lane state highway numbered 401, is an old but clean, maybe...

Cross Country runners simply don't get laid. If you're a track sprinter, you have better odds, but if you do anything...

I am extraordinarily delighted to share the wit and wisdom I have recently acquired in my absence from the Heel with ...

The psychological and emotional state that a man and a women share has dwindled down to nothing over time. I find it ...

I love Muslims. The few Muslim nations that I’ve visited are home to some of the most hospitable and generous p...

I paused in the doorway of Urban Outfitters momentarily. A shirt, pink and neatly folded among dozens others, stared...

Cross Country runners simply don't get laid. If you're a track sprinter, you have better odds, but if you do anything...

What I remember most about the morning of December 7th are the tears that clouded my vision. I awoke to a room with a...

I've been in the all too familiar position of answering the same question every time I am dragged to a party: "Do you...

For human beings of the male variety, the usual goal of clubbing is to get some ass. They'll wear striped pink ...

As I got out of my car and walked toward the mall, my friend went up to someone sitting on the side and asked if she ...

Everyone's getting married. Apparently we're at that age where all the little girls run off to live their ...

To some it is known as the Shining City upon a Hill. To others, it is the Great Satan. But one thing is for sure: som...

Big Gay Al hit the nail right on its gaping asshole - everything is super when you're gay! If you've got some time...

Walking along Bancroft Way one night, a boisterous dude passed by me on his cell phone hollering, "Oh my god! You hav...

I am extraordinarily delighted to share the wit and wisdom I have recently acquired in my absence from the Heel with ...

I paused in the doorway of Urban Outfitters momentarily. A shirt, pink and neatly folded among dozens others, stared...

"Meant to be..." Three small words that when combined become one of the most hoped for and sought after me...

The power of speech may be the most dynamic and influential realization ever manifested within the human race. Nation...

He had grown up very comfortably in a Southern Californian beach town where summer days were spent lounging around in...

It's no secret that I smoke a lot of marijuana. At this point, it's looking like I'll be stoned for the rest of my l...

My eyeliner smeared as the tears began to roll down my cheeks. And there I was, helpless and speechless as she confe...

This is awkward. His eyes are blazing through me incredulously, and I fidget around thinking that I've done something...

It happened again when I saw a white crane on the shoulder of a high way. This floating feeling, like gravity weakene...

It's hard to believe that there's always an emergency blood shortage, especially considering how much blood I...