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truly you see the girl [ada] in her dormitory hiccuping away the stripes of clandestine sentiment she tucks inside h...

I hate that I  bothered to notice anything you'd say, whisper, write to anyone else. I should erase you be...

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I paused in the doorway of Urban Outfitters momentarily. A shirt, pink and neatly folded among dozens others, stared...

On Saturdays in most parks, there is an assembly of young fathers with beautiful daughters. And the mystery of it ...

I was watching Howard Stern the other night and he had on a topless golf team as his guests. That got me pondering: ...

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I woke up Sunday morning and decided to shave off my pretentious half-goatee (which I had only to distract from the f...

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Near the southern coast of North Carolina, just off a two-lane state highway numbered 401, is an old but clean, maybe...

I am extraordinarily delighted to share the wit and wisdom I have recently acquired in my absence from the Heel with ...

The psychological and emotional state that a man and a women share has dwindled down to nothing over time. I find it ...

People need to stop hating on my vagina. I just watched a tampon commercial with a woman's voice declaring t...

I paused in the doorway of Urban Outfitters momentarily. A shirt, pink and neatly folded among dozens others, stared...

I woke up Sunday morning and decided to shave off my pretentious half-goatee (which I had only to distract from the f...

What I remember most about the morning of December 7th are the tears that clouded my vision. I awoke to a room with a...

I've been in the all too familiar position of answering the same question every time I am dragged to a party: "Do you...

For human beings of the male variety, the usual goal of clubbing is to get some ass. They'll wear striped pink ...

As I got out of my car and walked toward the mall, my friend went up to someone sitting on the side and asked if she ...

Everyone's getting married. Apparently we're at that age where all the little girls run off to live their ...

People need to stop hating on my vagina. I just watched a tampon commercial with a woman's voice declaring t...

Big Gay Al hit the nail right on its gaping asshole - everything is super when you're gay! If you've got some time...

Walking along Bancroft Way one night, a boisterous dude passed by me on his cell phone hollering, "Oh my god! You hav...

I am extraordinarily delighted to share the wit and wisdom I have recently acquired in my absence from the Heel with ...

"Meant to be..." Three small words that when combined become one of the most hoped for and sought after me...

I paused in the doorway of Urban Outfitters momentarily. A shirt, pink and neatly folded among dozens others, stared...

The power of speech may be the most dynamic and influential realization ever manifested within the human race. Nation...

He had grown up very comfortably in a Southern Californian beach town where summer days were spent lounging around in...

This is awkward. His eyes are blazing through me incredulously, and I fidget around thinking that I've done something...

It's no secret that I smoke a lot of marijuana. At this point, it's looking like I'll be stoned for the rest of my l...

My eyeliner smeared as the tears began to roll down my cheeks. And there I was, helpless and speechless as she confe...

Dear Kaleb, It's 2 am here again all the lights in the house are on and I didn't lock the door just in...

It happened again when I saw a white crane on the shoulder of a high way. This floating feeling, like gravity weakene...