the heel press

on 12/15/06 at 02:37 PM

This one is titled, "Original thinkers need not apply - 28" (W4M) 

"Individuality is so overated. I mean, trends are there for a reason, right? If Abercrombie and Fitch didn't have the cutest clothes out there, why would everyone be buying them? Duh! It's so obvious! I'm really sick and tired of these guys I've been meeting who think they are all so original - there is nothing wrong with being unoriginal!

Basically, I want a trend whore. I want someone who is willing to jump on the bandwagon when the newest trend comes along, but also know when it's time to jump off. It's a very suttle art. I've mastered it and hopefuly you have to.

Heres a little about me: I'm 28 (give or take a few years), am 5'5", have a cute body (that's been enhanced in all the right places), have long dark hair, dark eyes (but I often wear green contacts), I get regular manicures and pedicures, and my "you know what" is waxed bear. Even though Im 28 I dress like Im 18 - totally hot.

Now about you: You should be 22-30, have a ripped body, know what clothes to wear and what not to wear, have cute hair, like reading Bukowski, are hooked on your Blackberry Pearl, love whatever music is the hottest at the moment (the new Gwen Stefani, Gnarls Barkley, Fergie, etc.), and hopefuly you will enjoy watching the simple life and dancing with the stars with me (go Mario!). Oh and you should also have a job so we can go out and have fun. I like going out to all the newest cool clubs (I partied with Paris and Brittney the night those photos of Brittney were taken).

Chow!"