the heel press

June 04, 2007 - 04:56 PM

Now I don't know where everyone on this site chooses  to lead their everyday lackadaisy lives. As for me, my abode rests in the hands of a what used to be "small town, good people--Maple Ridge;" but has changed greatly to expanding subarbs, and terse business men who gorge on selling drugs to pay for their camaros. Anyways, their is this pending flood that is about to burst through the neighbourhood, ultimatley, flooding my house. (Some say its Jesus trying to re-inact Noahs arc, becuase the human race is exactly that..the human race.)  I'm just a simple person trying to find a place in a world that facilitates 6 billion people, as well as cafillions of other living organisms. Why, o why would the flood hit us simpletons on the outskirts of town,  instead of the rich, high maintenance trudgies that are ruining my "small town, good people." It's just not fair. I realize some would say its our fault for ignoring the relavance that if we ever actually thought about the flood and how possible it was, we shouldn't have moved here. But see, global warming is happening, and how many people think about that, considering we are the sole reason it is happening... but why can't the stupid flood be something like a tornado that randomly hit all the other peoples houses. Now i have to surround my house in sandbags, o sorry wait, more importantly they've targeted dooms day for this upcoming friday, the 8th. Which casually speaking also happens to be the same day as MY GRAD! Which will be cancelled if this flood occurs and backs up the toilets, demeaning all public facilities unsanitary. Thanks God, maybe if I drown in this flood I can ask you why your being such a jackass.