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Jack Monroe
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August 01, 2006 - 12:42 AM

Have you people seen the light?

Where's the street buzz?

WHERE ARE THE PROPS?

Rosario. Do I even have to say.

Randall in fine form. Dante in effect. Jay and Silent Bob bringing it. Kevin Smith nailing the writing, nabbing every joke possible, demonstrating growth, etc.

Fuck it, I can't fight the urge anymore. I'm going back for seconds at the Galleria this weekend, provided it's playing there.

How is a stanky piece of cinematic poo poo like Pirates Part 2 (God only hopes not another oscar nom for Johnny Depp) outperforming Clerks 2 so badly this weekend?

Fuck the numbers, fuck the Oscars, fuck em. Clerks 2 is where it's at. If you liked number one, you won't be dissapointed.

*There's a part where they like all sing a song or something. That wasn't totally cool, I'll give you that. That was kinda wack. But other than that = damn near perfection*

Jack Monroe
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4,709 points

August 01, 2006 - 12:44 AM

Hey, Oscar Official Guy: don't waste our time and valuable best actor slots with fucking Jack Sparrow, chief. get the fuck outta here with that. musta been a slow year, right?

Nadia
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1,817 points

August 02, 2006 - 12:07 PM

clerks 2 = hillllaaaarrriiioouusss
you know either randall or jay was a serious coke/heroin/meth addict until he almost burned himself to death in his apt. in any case, clerks 2 was almost not made b/c of this (this was interview w/ kevin smith heard on radio) sooooo yay for jersey state rehab, which forced one of those guys to get clean and be fuckin funny again